(Source: notkatniss)
(Source: verticalities)
if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon
there was. but then everything changed when the firemelons attacked.
cosmo sex tip #811: after he finishes from a blowjob and is no longer hard, point at his penis and scream “I ATE THE BONES” as loud as possible.
This was too funny to pass up
(Source: the-awesomepossum)
(Source: shollington)
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
aaaah!
tiny vases omg im having a stroke
Aaaaaaughyesneed
I know some people who would like this….im dying
(Source: fuck-gorgeous)









