if there’s a watermelon there should be an earthmelon, a firemelon, & an airmelon
there was. but then everything changed when the firemelons attacked.
cosmo sex tip #811: after he finishes from a blowjob and is no longer hard, point at his penis and scream “I ATE THE BONES” as loud as possible.
This was too funny to pass up
when i’m old i’m going to say “or as they said in my day “yolo swag””
tiny vases omg im having a stroke
AaaaaaughyesneedI know some people who would like this….